Recoveries » 9/26/08 3:55pm 9/26/08 3:55pm: After that horrible plane crash last week, it seems the sole survivors DJ AM and Travis Barker are doing a little better. AM has been from the hospital in Georgia and is on his way back to LA. His publicist says, “While he is deeply saddened by the events, he is thankful for all of the love and support he…

Sudden Ratings Magnet 'SNL' Hoping Election Season Never Ends

When Rome burned people enjoyed watching the fiddler, and now that this country is more effed than ever before, we enjoy watching SNL » 9/26/08 2:25pm 9/26/08 2:25pm. According to a new in Variety, “ has experienced a hefty bump in the Nielsen polls this election season, boasting a 50% gain over last season’s first two episodes.” The political…

Jim and Pam Sittin’ In A Tree…

Our country is self-destructing before our very eyes. Banks are collapsing, wars are raging, politicians are canceling » 9/26/08 1:20pm 9/26/08 1:20pm their appearances on Letterman, but at least we can still rely on true love. That’s right, on last night’s hour-long season premiere of , we finally got the satisfaction of seeing ... um, well,…
BREAKING: » 9/25/08 8:05pm 9/25/08 8:05pm The Los Angeles D.A. won’t be filing DUI charges against Shia LaBeouf. After his rollover crash back in July that left him with a gimpy hand, he was cited for driving under the influence but never taken into custody. And now the D.A. says, “We have formally rejected filing DUI charges because of insufficient…

Britney Wants K-Fed To Hit Her One More Time

And by “hit,” we mean go to “couples counseling with.” You heard right: hot on the heels of Britney’s triumphant/manufactured MTV comeback, the National Enquirer is reporting » 9/25/08 7:15pm 9/25/08 7:15pm that she and K-Fed are “undergoing couples counseling to rebuild their relationship in the hopes that they can raise their two sons as a…

Judd Apatow Gets In Bed With YouTube Sensation Bo Burnham

Picture it: You’re an 18-year-old kid from Massachusetts and you make a few YouTube videos » 9/25/08 5:40pm 9/25/08 5:40pm of yourself singing humorous songs about math and banging old ladies. All of a sudden they start getting millions of hits. Then you get signed by Gersh and 3 Arts. Then, you perform at the Just For Laughs Festival in Montreal.…

Alec Baldwin Stops By Conan Just For Shits and Giggles

We were so wrapped up in all that Letterman/McCain business » 9/25/08 4:20pm 9/25/08 4:20pm, we almost forgot about this nice little surprise from last night’s . Fresh off his best actor Emmy win for , Alec Baldwin stopped by the set unannounced for a brief round of “In The Year 2000.” It seems like Alec’s been rocking those Buddy Holly glasses…

Oscars to Be 100% Funnier/Gayer With Ricky Gervais and Bill Condon At…

Are you still trying to scrub the memory of those heinous Emmy awards from your brain? Perhaps this rumor will do the trick. We can all agree that one of the only bright spots of the awards were when Ricky Gervais did that “give me my Emmy” bit with Steve Carell. Well, according to E-Dubs » 9/25/08 3:15pm 9/25/08 3:15pm (that’s for you laymen),…
Remember yesterday when we told you Hugh Hefner’s pimp hand was weakening » 9/25/08 1:40pm 9/25/08 1:40pm because two of his were seeing other dudes while only Bridget Marquardt remained loyal? Well, scratch that last part. Apparently Bridget is seeing another dude too. We know she’s already married, but she’s been married ever since she started…

Is Lindsay Lohan Back On The Drugs?

Poor Lindsay. She finally just admitted » 9/25/08 1:20pm 9/25/08 1:20pm to her relationship with Samantha Ronson, she has a meaty cameo in the in the season premiere of tonight, and she even reportedly booked a gig as the for the premiere of when it moves to Lifetime. Things were going so well. Not well, or even well, but about as good as…
Jenna Jameson, who already looks startlingly, almost grotesquely different than when she started out in the porn biz 15 years ago, is about to look even stranger. That’s because she’s pregnant with twins thanks to the handy work of UFC and Celebrity Apprentice star Tito Ortiz. Jenna announced the happy news on her… » 9/24/08 8:35pm 9/24/08 8:35pm

David Spade: World’s Greatest Ladies Man?

You gotta admit, when it comes to ladies, David Spade has an amazing track record. He’s nailed Heather Locklear, Lara Flynn Boyle, Krista Allen, Julie Bowen, Teri Hatcher, Gena Lee Nolin, Kristy Swanson, and countless Playboy playmates, including one he recently impregnated » 9/24/08 7:30pm 9/24/08 7:30pm. But is he really the Don Juan of our time?…

Sharon Stone Wants Her Baby Back, Baby Back, Baby Back…

Sharon Stone lost custody of her 8-year-old son Roan on Tuesday when a San Francisco judge ruled that her ex-husband Phil Bronstein should have “permanent sole physical custody” of the child. But why? Could this be the very same karma » 9/24/08 6:30pm 9/24/08 6:30pm that Stone said caused the horrific earthquake in China a few months ago?…

The Notorious B.I.G. Movie Looks Sure To Hypnotize

Grab your 40 and roll a blunt: The trailer for Notorious » 9/24/08 4:30pm 9/24/08 4:30pm has finally hit the interweb. With Brooklyn rapper Gravy ( Jamal Woolard) playing Biggie and Derek Luke as P. Diddy, we can't wait for this one. But will the film be a fitting legacy to one of the greatest rappers of all time? It's hard to say from this teaser,…

Will Kirk Cameron Be The Surprise King of The Box Office This Weekend?

Actually, no he won’t. But the former Growing Pains » 9/24/08 3:25pm 9/24/08 3:25pm star and does have a movie coming out called , and according to the it “has been No. 1 in advance sales on movie ticketing site Fandango.com with 31% of this week's business, albeit in a slow marketplace— even outpacing sales for the big-budget popcorn thriller ,…